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there are many different blogging styles, some people do short daily posts reacting to news they read and stuff, but i prefer to sporadically write long grandiose mostly-autobiographic posts, occasionally integrating brief reviews of stuff i've watched recently or other short rambles as i see fit. this is so that i can keep things interesting, both for me and for you, since boring writing is written bored. i won't waste time with any quotidian diary posts like "i went to the store and bought a thing", every post here will try to be at least as interesting as "i accidentally discovered a new species of crustacean" or "i went to an odd restaurant" or "i got marooned on the moon" or "dang the united inflight magazine is kinda wacky", the kind of stuff i might still be recounting or ranting about to people at a bar in ten years. everything here is guaranteed to be at least 90% true, certain details have been changed to protect individuals involved and to make me appear cooler (and my enemies less so).