several years ago i went "monkmode" with too much coffee in a suffocating library subbasement for four months, trying to uncover the unifying theme i was convinced lurked within my life. the result was the word "suboptimalism" and some scribblings called “the suboptimalist manifesto”. unlike many so-called manifestoes you see around these parts, it is more in the remote-shack-in-the-woods tradition, a full-blown half-baked Philosophy of Life. most of the longer writings on this site build upon suboptimalist themes (or tear down optimalist ones), which may or may not be explicitly acknowledged. unfortunately the suboptimal path is necessarily long and meandering and so this site also features innumerable diversions, dead ends, and dives in the spirit of a late night wikipedia binge into topics as disparate as canned coffee, literature, travels through hyperreality and the Desert of the Real, sound games, internet theory, deep memetics, &c, &c (but do not, i am begging you, read any of my fictions). inevitably, in five years i’ll look back and cringe at everything i’ve done here, and in ten i’ll send assassins back in time to kill my past self to prevent it from being made in the first place (a move that my indefatigable critics will deride as “loopy” and “paradoxical”). so, enjoy it while it lasts...

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• švejk
• ignatius j. reilly
• botchan
• stephen dedalus
• bernando soares
• pechorin

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