
eccentric, raconteur, flaneur, cynical optimist, maximalist minimalist, 浪人, recovering gamer, Slavo-Germanic Amero-Bohemian, "one decimal point club" member, Valued Customer, worldly yet provincial, american lost in america, éminence grise, [REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE HIGH ASCENDANT], wine-drunk, 妄想中, VF 16.484, grad student in the invisible college, victim of countless bureaucratic conspiracies, making glacial progress on writing a novel (a modern retelling of the odyssey in which an incel journeys across america on a quest to slay Virginity)(spoiler: i will not finish writing it)
characters who are Literarily Me:
- julien sorel
- švejk
- ignatius j. reilly
- botchan
- stephen dedalus
- bernando soares
- pechorin